you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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