did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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