Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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