is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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