i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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