i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
