Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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