Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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