Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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