real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Blow job season was short but glorious.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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