dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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