It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
