it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She told me I should be a condom model.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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