So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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