did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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