I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
my poor anus
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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