I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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