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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just puked most of my soul out..
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