He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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