I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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