I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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