Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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