Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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