I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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