Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i want to swaddle you in tequila
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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