Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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