Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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