dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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