Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Randomize
