the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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