We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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