I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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