i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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