i don't like sucking hair
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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