he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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