You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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