1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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