so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Come see our sink grown plant.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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