i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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