He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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