Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
