atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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