i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
