Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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