If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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