Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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