Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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