Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
