gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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