She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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