ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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