dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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