? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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