do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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