is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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