whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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