her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
