He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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