yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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