If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize